No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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