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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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