Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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