I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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