I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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