Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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