So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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