Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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