i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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