I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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