JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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