yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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