yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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