Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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