This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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