i think my tv is drunk
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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