walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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