NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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