Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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