"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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