What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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