$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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