Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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