Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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