that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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