if you like me you must not know who I am
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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