Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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