She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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