How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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