Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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