i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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