need another drink. this is the easiest way
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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