i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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