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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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