i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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