So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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