I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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