i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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