i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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