The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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