Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
A+ Viking dick
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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