Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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