I seem to have left my pride at pride
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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