I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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