I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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