So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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