I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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