this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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