I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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