ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He shit in the fireplace
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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