He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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